Martin Sandberg (AKA: Max Martin)

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maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:14:29 GMT

WHAT??!?!? Thats right.. im BACK!! Just when you think im gone forever.. I show up. Anyone wanna share an 8-ball?

im back.. who's back? Max is back!!!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Wed, 21 Jul 2004 17:19:55 GMT

So has everyone heard the good news? Pop is back, bitches!

Backstreet boys are here with me in the studio right now recording some new shit for their album.. and I must say, its fucking HOT!! We're all sittin here, poundin beers, rubbin one out on eachother and watchin Nick give it right to Paris. What a pig she is, man!! Well I hope you all like the new shit when it comes out.. but of course you all will cause I wrote it.. and once again ull all fucking buy the album and drop more money into my pocket.. where of course ill spend it on woman (more often men), booze and gambling. Im going for a syphalis test today, so I gotta run! My big throbing cock is turning all sorts of colors and im starting to get scared! Bye, sluts!

Holy shit an' shit!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Sat, 23 Aug 2003 20:20:07 GMT

Shit bitch! I got shout out'z from the people in Dead Journal: "Most of the funny fake journals out there aren't connected to the RPG. Some of them that are, like Max Martin, will comment but not get too involved in the drama."

Fuck yeah.. im the king of this fucking internet bullshit world. Dont forget it.

PS. im getting evicted from my shit house.. anyone know some place I can crash?? Ill fuck you.

Wow

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Sat, 19 Jul 2003 15:50:17 GMT

Wow, what a night.. I woke up with a huge cum stain smeared across my face.. I wonder what it was that I did last night!? Anyone wanna cum lick it off?? Fucking pigs, I know you want me.

Im back, bitch!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Mon, 25 Nov 2002 00:48:24 GMT

I have nothing interesting to say. Life is fucking amazing for me as it always is.. god, you mother fucking peices of shit all deserve to blow me and eat my fucking cum!! I cant even beleive I let you all read what I have to say.. Im so much better than you will ever fucking be... BUT, if u wanna come over and blow a few speed balls w/ me and then hang me from the cealing with leather straps, thats fine by me :) I havent fucked butt in a while. Im thinkin ill give that little bitch peice of albino ass Nick a call sometime soon.. Im gonna rip him apart just like i did to his little brother! God, that was a good time.. Well anyways, im gonna go jerk off. later everyone!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Wed, 24 Jul 2002 00:48:26 GMT

I cant beleive that I shot 12 loads in the past 14 minutes.. i think thats a new world record or something. Do you think there is a fucklympics? I mean, they give the retards something to do.. why not that fuckaholics? Besides porno! I can get STD"s on my own thanks! Dont need the world watching me get em.. Oh well, im gonna go kill some prostitues.. later!

Im back, Guess who's back!!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Sat, 20 Jul 2002 07:23:49 GMT

Motha fuckin fuck and shit! Ive been dead for a while guys you have no idea what its like to be such a huge super star like me! Ive been all over this fucking globe trying to find J. Ho so I can make up w/ her and lick her sweet, sweet pussy once again. But shes nowhere to be found. I did however run into Nick Lachey and that motha fucka's ass is as tight as EVER! I think he got some sort of fucking surgery or sum shit?! Well either way, hes one good lay. And I hear hes hittin it w/ Jessica now! Good for you motha fucka! Let me slap that pussy sometime! Ill show her a good fucking time! BOOYYAAA!!!

So I finally let that little homo bitch Aaron Carter suck my cock! Hes not so bad for a small child. Too bad his braces kept getting caught on my huge, over grown herpies.. ouch, I hate when that happens! Oh by the way, Ive been hittin it w/ Danielle whatever her name is, from Boy Meets World.. God that bitch is annoying as fuck sometimes, but damn, she can put it on a brotha like it aint no fucking THANG!! She does this WHACKED shyt where she like fucking flys from the cealing on a rope and swooshes her pussy lips all against my massive love tool just enough for me to shoot a load all over her face from up above.. Damn, when i shoot, I FUCKIN SHOOT!!

Sorry if this post makes no fuckin sence, im drunk *SHOCKING HUH?* Well i got some pills to eat and some ho's to fuck up.. lates!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Wed, 01 May 2002 22:34:32 GMT

Holy fuck shit!! Ive been dead for a long time motha fucka's! Ive been nailing the shit out of my new bi-sexual partners. 4 girls and 6 guys. I pop like 4 viagra's and about 7 pills of ecstasy every morning and it sets me goin for like 18 hours straight! Shit my heart hurts thought.. do you think thats a problem? Yo, last night i took this huge fucking bar stool and shoved one of the legs up my ass, then Mark, Brandy and Kevin did the same w/ the other 3 legs.. then we got Mary to sit on top of it and see how much we could take.. FUCK it was SOOOOO HOTT!!!! I came like 4 times! And damn, just thinkin about this shit makes me wanna fuck.. see u kids later!

Love
Max

Fuck Shit Up!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Tue, 26 Mar 2002 22:35:01 GMT

I wish someone would lick my thick, fat, hairy dong! hehe! JK! (maybe)

How has everyone been?! Ive been fucking excelent! Ive just recently discovered a drug called T-7! It makes you feel like your in a cartoon, so all week long ive been blowin line after line and pretending i was Bart Simpson.. It was fucked up cause i totally thought my dog was marge and i fucked the shit out of it. So yeah guys, if u want a fucked up trip, go blow some of that and tell me how you feel!

So ive been writing a shit load of songs lately.. The new backstreet album is coming along nicely! I already got a song entitled "drunk motha fuckin blonde bitch" That Nick sings all by himself. Just like that other peice of shit song he did on Millenium! I told him to cover a song i was gonna write for him, but NO that fat peice of albino shit chose "heaven in your eyes". I also wrote one for A.J. Called "Coke house, drunken rage (rehab blues)" Its goin be their biggest hit.. fuck that "I wanna suck it that way" shit. Oh wait, i wrote that motha fuckin song!! Shit bitch, it was fucking GOOD too!

So all this coke ive been doin lately has made me really edgy and snappy. The other day at the grocery store i fucking FLIPPED my shit on this fat bitch in front of me in line cause she wanted to use all her double coupons at once but she didnt realize it said "only one per customer" so she was rippin the guy a new asshole, to i fuckin threw her in the meat closet and riped her fat ass a new one, literally! There was more blood from her than from the meat.. god it was hot! Yeah, so like i said, ive been a fucking angry mess.. so NOOONE PISS MEE OFF!!!!!!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Sat, 23 Mar 2002 20:26:41 GMT

Well last night was a fucking RIOT YO!! I fucked the SHIT out of this nasty little cleaning boy that works for me. Hes one of my many slaves, i mean, workers. He was all fuckin nervous at first cause i got this big ass dick an' shit. But then i just fucking slapped the bitch, threw him over the kitchen counter and plugged it in his butt. Hes was all fuckin lovin it after about 20 minutes, he wanted a fucking dirty sanchez and wanted me to throw him a few donkey punches. I think i squirt like 12 times bitch!

But needless to say im fucking exhausted.. i think im gonna go watch the tape of last night and beat off.

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Mon, 11 Mar 2002 06:57:01 GMT

Noone seems to care much when i post.. so maybe i should just eat a bunch of pills and KILL MYSELF!! oh wait, no I LOVE MYSELF TOO MUCH!!

Kiss my ass, fuck monkeys!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 11:58:59 GMT

*SIGH* what a long fucking past few weeks its been, friends. Ive been here in America for the past few weeks, and things havnet been looking on the up and up for your buddy Max. Max got himself in a little bit of a scuffle at the porno shop the other day.. Who knew that being ridiculously drunk in public is an arrestable offense! So what if i threatened to rape and kill the clerk?? In Sweden things like that happen all the time! And not only would i be free to do such a thing.. i would be encouraged! You need to strike fear into the hearts of "woman" everywhere when they try and defy you!! Woman have only one place in this world.. the kitchen, and the bedroom.. ok so thats 2, but shut up! Im from Sweden,i dont know any better..

I have court tommorow. God this fucking country is WACKED OUT!!! How the fuck was i suposed to know that ordering hookers w/ the company credit card was looked down upon. Fucking Zomba! ILL GET THEM!! Thank god im rich! I bailed myself out and im looking to escape the country back to Sweden.. I was thinking of digging a tunel across the Atlantic for other refuge's to flee this wretched place! Screw the court system! Ill do as i please while im here right? thats what fucking America is all about right?!?!! Nothing but a bunch of lies ive been fed.. im NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN!! Unless they straighten up, and lift this "assault and battery" shit as a "crime". And of course, Hookers on demand! I cant help it that i have an addiction to sleeping with strange woman.. and men for that matter *tee hee* Well i have to start digging now.. Zomba wants me back in Sweden by night fall.. i hope i'll make it.. *looks weary* Goodbye friends!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Tue, 26 Feb 2002 20:54:13 GMT

YEAH MOTHA FUCKA!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! Everyone better be happy for me.. tee hee! And where are my gifts?! I would love to have a huge vibrating cactus dildo! That would be the best pain ever! hehe, well everyone, i hope you have as much fun as me on my B-day! love you all lots

max

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Mon, 25 Feb 2002 23:56:05 GMT

Hey guys! Anyone up for eating some Morning Glory Seeds w/ me?! If you eat 100 of em u'll trip! So im bout to run my fat ass to the gardening department of Walmart to get me sum! YEAH MOTHA FUCKA!!

So i was shitfaced the other night and decided to go for a cruise.. damn i love driving drunk! So i drove down to the liquor store, and who knew that being drunk in public was an arrestable offense! So yeah, i got arrested, but hey, at least they thought i walked there :) Who would expect a sloppy, fat mother fucker like me to drive a BMW!! It pays to not keep up on ur looks sometimes.. its funny too, im mad ugly but i get fucked ALLL the time!! Bitches and dudes throw themselves at me! I guess its my fucking killer personality! Who can resist me.. NOONE MOTHER FUCKER!!! now cum over and sit ur sloppy pussy on my goatee, i wanna hear ur vulva pulse from the next room! hehe, someone cum over fast :) im waiting!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Fri, 22 Feb 2002 00:57:17 GMT

Some little snooty bitch called me a fatso today!! What a little cunt! She should have seen me about 6 months ago.. now THEN i was a fucking lard ass.. but hey, the 'Jenny Coke' Diet has been working good for me.. Line in the morning, one for lunch and 2 for dinner. Im so satisfies, but i hear Herion really slims you down fast.. i think im gonna consult my doctor and see which drug he feels is the most slimming.. huumm.. bye bye guys! wish me luck!

WORD!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 Feb 2002 03:20:05 GMT

NC-17

Woah, dude, too far. You're totally unsuitable
for anybody under the age of 17, and for society
in general. Tough break...

"Which Movie Classification Are You?"
Test created by Jamie - take it here.

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 Feb 2002 00:32:55 GMT

I just ate Britney out.. and im wearing my angel wings PROUD motha fucka! I really wish that i could get that little aaron carter into bed w/ me sometime.. I dont care if hes 12, 13 whatever! I saw him w/ no shirt on and the boys got some hair.. so as far as im concerned, hes fuckable!

Im getting ready to go out tonight right now.. lets see:
Whip - check
Leather face mask - check
box of sleez-e condoms - check
Tub of lube - check
Anal beads - double check :)
Latex body wrap - check

looks like im good for the night! oh wait, i almost forgot my double sided, man eating dildo! See you guys later!

Yeah motha fucka

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Fri, 15 Feb 2002 14:12:22 GMT

Ive already had him though.. Back in the day, that boys ass was so tight i could barely fit my middle finger to loosen him up.. but now, that loosey booty motha fucka can fit my whole head up there! I knew i would be a good influence on that boy. I kinda miss his sweet ass.. oh well !

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Fri, 15 Feb 2002 14:03:04 GMT

God im so tired today.. Me, J and umokay had a nasty fuck orgy last night. J could only take it for the first 14 hours, but then we pulled out the fire hose and she passed the fuck out.. but me and umokay went on for a few more hours.. damn that motha fucka can really take a massive ramming or 2..

In related news, my music is going to be put on hold for a while as i travel to America to meet up w/ some of my long lost friends. Maybe ill come stop by and chill w/ you?! Oh and ive been looking for a new slave, i mean Maid.. anyone know a good one i can rape and beat at my own pleasure?! hit me back motha fuckas!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Thu, 14 Feb 2002 14:57:15 GMT

Happy Valentines day to all you pig fuckers!! I wish you many orgasms on this joyous day!! I will be spending it w/ Jenny Jen :) I got her red roses and a box of non-fat chocolates. Even on valentines day she has to be aware of her weight.. she needs to keep that hour-glass body image to stay mine!! hehe, well talk to you guys later, love you all!!!

Max

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Fri, 08 Feb 2002 20:01:18 GMT

God, i wanna suck a big juicy tit right now!

Agrivation to NO END!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2002 13:48:01 GMT

god im lonely.. someone cum over and sleep with me.. not FUCK ME! you dirty pigs, i mean just sleep next to me, in my nice big comfy bed w/ the mirrors on the celling.. god those turn me on..

Anyways, i got in a fight w/ my maid today.. fucking christ, when i say water the lawn i mean WATER THE FUCKING LAWN!! She didnt do it right so i kicked her ass all over my fucking mansion, i had to chuck the bitch down the stairs to get her to realize im her MASTER!!! and she does what i say and she will NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME!!! HAHA!! I am all powerful!! tee hee.. anyways, i gotta go slap some sence into my cook too.. this is the last time i hire imigrants to do a normal american's job! Bye love's

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 09:53:57 GMT

EWW!! IM A BUNCH OF WHINEY HOMO'S!! I FUCKING HATE STAIND!! they fucking WISH I WOULD WRITE FOR THEM THOSE GAY BASTARDS!! BURN IN HELL BURNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 09:48:45 GMT

Why did i never write for the spice girls? OH yeah, they couldnt afford my genius if they fucking tried!!! But damn, i would love for that little black one to prop herself up on a counter top and throw her legs around my head.. Id eat her like thanksgiving dinner!! I want her to like slop all over me too, i dont care if shes on the rag or not! I WANT HER IN MY MOUTH!!! *sigh* ive been w/out sex for a while now and im getting anxious! Maybe ill write a hit song to pass the time

Spread
Spread your ass muffin
Lick in between
Lick in between every orifice
Tight
Tight as a pre-teen pussy
Squeeze
Squeeze my fat juicyness into you!!
Bust
Bust a nut in ur face!!
Make u lick if like whip-cream
Make you scream.. *oh daddy!!*

OK, thats going straight to number one.. or straight up ur ass!! hehehehe..
Hugs and kissed
love,
max

maxmartinisgod@hotmail.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 01:59:11 GMT

Whoever thought i was dead can suck my fucking TWAT!!!! Jennifer Love has been on a rampage around my house, finding various ways of breaking in and destroying trophies and multi-platinum records on my walls!!! I told her if she wants to fuck, then just to fuck me?! Why does she have to get all psychotic and shit!!! Oh well, love you anyways Jenny Jen!! *MUAH!*